💧 Water - Three fish representing flow adaptation 🔥 Fire - Lotus emerging from chaos (yang energy) 🌳 Wood - Jade's life-nourishing green hues ⛰️ Earth - Ruyi scepter back for grounded decisions 🛡️ Metal - Abstract circles = cosmic armor
Who Needs This?
• Stressed executives → Fish teach upward mobility • Overthinkers → Facelessness = judgment-free zone • Spiritual newbies → Halo works like "cosmic Wi-Fi" • Gifters → 8.2mm thickness = 8x luck in Chinese numerology
📏48×27.5×8.2mm 📊18.40g 💡Type A Jadeite - Certificate 920350021931
WHY THIS SELLS OUT:
✅ 18.4g Heft - Substantial without neck strain (coin: 5g) ✅ 48mm Impact - Visible from 10ft in Zoom meetings ✅ 2018 Vintage - Pre-pandemic mined jade = "calmer energy"
WARNING: May cause:
→ Colleagues asking to "borrow your calm" → Sudden urge to meditate instead of doomscroll → Mysterious coincidences (meeting namesakes, parking spots)
